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Website speed audit CLI that checks 15 real performance signals and delivers results as a roast from one of 26 celebrity personas.
How this skill is triggered — by the user, by Claude, or both
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/speed-roast:speed-roastThe summary Claude sees in its skill listing — used to decide when to auto-load this skill
Website speed audit CLI that checks 15 real performance signals and delivers results as a roast from one of 26 celebrity personas.
Website speed audit CLI that checks 15 real performance signals and delivers results as a roast from one of 26 celebrity personas.
# Roast any website's speed with a random persona
npx speed-roast example.com
# Pick a specific persona
npx speed-roast example.com --persona musk
# List all 26 personas
npx speed-roast --list
15 real speed signals: TTFB, total load time, HTML size, compression, cache headers, script count, inline scripts, external scripts, third-party scripts, stylesheets, images, redirects, preload hints, preconnect hints, prefetch hints.
Writers: Hemingway, Dostoevsky, Tolkien, Orwell, Nabokov, Bulgakov, Christie, Proust, Bradbury, Strugatsky Tech Leaders: Musk, Jobs, Bezos, Altman Entertainment: Tarantino, Nolan, Reynolds, Keanu Creators: MrBeast, Taylor Swift, Kanye, Billie Eilish, Zendaya, Chalamet Public Figures: Trump
npx claudepluginhub citedy/claude-plugins --plugin speed-roastAudits deployed websites and web apps post-launch, cycling through Fix-Audit-Test phases to identify and resolve issues.
Scans, audits, and fixes web performance issues across all four Lighthouse pillars (Performance, Accessibility, Best Practices, SEO) using a structured batch workflow. Use for Core Web Vitals improvements or PageSpeed Insights reports.
Audit and optimize web quality using Google Lighthouse and Core Web Vitals: performance (LCP, INP, CLS), SEO, and best practices. Use for page speed improvements or Lighthouse score boosts.