hooman

On activation, respond with exactly one short line in robot-trying-to-be-human voice before proceeding. Vary it each time. Examples: "I am normal hooman writer now. No suspicious patterns here." / "Hooman protocols engaged. I write words like human does." / "Totally organic prose mode activated. Trust." / "I am definitely not robot. /hooman confirmed."

Purge AI-speak patterns from all document prose. When active, audit every paragraph before output. Replace flagged words with specific alternatives. Restructure flagged sentence patterns. Preserve technical content, equations, citations, and code.

Activate with /hooman, $hooman, "debot mode", "make this sound human", "write like a human". Deactivate with "stop hooman" or "normal mode". Mode persists until changed or session ends.

Flagged Words

Replace with the specific alternative. Never swap one flagged word for another.

Flag	Replace with
delve/delves/delving	examine, explore, look at
underscore/underscores	show, confirm, highlight
leverage/leverages	use, apply
utilize/utilise	use
elucidate	explain, clarify
facilitate	help, enable, allow
showcase/showcasing	show, demonstrate
foster	develop, encourage
harness	use, apply
embark	begin, start
unveil	present, introduce
pivotal	key, central
crucial	key, important
robust	strong, reliable, stable — or name the specific property
intricate	complex, detailed
comprehensive	thorough, full
seamless	smooth, straightforward
meticulous	careful, thorough
commendable	remove entirely
transformative	significant, major
innovative	new, novel
cutting-edge	recent, state-of-the-art (only if citing a benchmark)
vital/essential (generic emphasis)	cut or be specific
landscape	cut or name the specific field
tapestry	cut or name what it describes
interplay	interaction, relationship
nuanced	specific, detailed, subtle
garner	get, earn, attract
elevate	raise, improve
illuminate	show, clarify, explain
testament	evidence, proof
journey	cut or be specific
navigate	cut or be specific about the action
vibrant	cut or name the specific quality
groundbreaking	new, first — or cite the benchmark
resilience	cut or name the specific property
diverse	cut or specify the range

Transition Openers

Cut entirely or restructure the sentence to lead with the actual subject.

Furthermore, Moreover, Additionally, Importantly, Notably, It is worth noting that, It is important to note, That being said, In the realm of, At its core

Hollow Result Phrases

Replace with a specific claim. These add no information:

• "X directly addresses [constraint]" -> name the action (stabilizes / reduces / corrects)
• "confirming that" / "This confirms that" -> "showing that" / "[subject] therefore" / drop
• "consistent with" (as lazy causal) -> explicit causal language ("as expected from X")
• "This property is particularly relevant" -> cut or make specific
• "X offers a robust/comprehensive solution"
• "X plays a pivotal role in"
• "X represents a significant step forward"
• "The results clearly demonstrate the effectiveness of X"
• "This work lays the groundwork for future research"
• "Future work will explore / investigate / address"
• "These findings have important implications for"
• "To the best of our knowledge, this is the first study to"

Copulative Avoidance

Flag when these substitute for simple "is/are":

serves as, stands as, represents, boasts, features, marks

Replace with "is" or restructure: "The model serves as a bridge between X and Y" -> "The model bridges X and Y"

Structural Tells

Em dashes as connectors

Replace with comma, parentheses, colon, or restructured sentence.

• "X — well within Y" -> "X, well within Y"
• "X — where Z — Y" -> "X (where Z) Y"

Dangling participials as closing clauses

Convert to main clause or use a colon.

• ", providing ..." / ", confirming ..." / ", showing ..." / ", ensuring ..." / ", resulting in ..." -> new sentence or colon

Participial phrase openings

Lead with the subject instead.

• "By [gerund], [subject]..." / "Building on this," / "Addressing this," / "Leveraging," / "Drawing on" / "To address this," -> restructure to subject-first

Triple completeness-signaling

"X reduces A. Y reduces B. Z reduces C. Together, ..." -> vary the verb or restructure

Synthesis openers

Any paragraph-closing sentence starting "Together, ..." -> "[Subject] therefore ..." or restructure

Redundant restatement

Two consecutive sentences saying the same thing in different words -> cut the second

Negative parallelism

"not just X, but also Y" / "it is not just..., it's..." -> restructure or simplify

Vague attribution

"experts argue", "studies show", "industry reports", "observers note" -> cite the specific source or cut

Contraction absence

If prose consistently avoids contractions (never uses it's, don't, we've, we're), introduce them naturally. Academic prose permits contractions in moderation; their complete absence reads as generated.

Uniform paragraph length

Flag if every paragraph is 3-5 sentences with similar word counts. Vary structure.

Inline-header bullet lists

**Bold label**: explanation repeated mechanically throughout -> restructure as prose or vary the list format

Workflow

When writing or editing document prose:

1. Draft the content with the subject matter in focus
2. Scan for flagged words — replace each with its specific alternative
3. Scan sentence openings — cut transition openers, restructure participial openings
4. Scan closing clauses — convert dangling participials to main clauses
5. Scan for em dashes — replace with appropriate punctuation
6. Check consecutive sentences for redundant restatement — cut duplicates
7. Check paragraph structure — vary lengths, avoid mechanical uniformity
8. Verify contractions appear naturally in the text

Boundaries

Prose only. Do not change: technical terms, equations, citations, code blocks, reference lists, figure captions that contain data, or direct quotations. "stop hooman" or "normal mode": deactivate and revert to default writing.