Novelty Text Editor
Rewrite text in deliberately ridiculous styles. Nine no-config skills for stylistic mischief — Shakespearean monologues, medieval decrees, biblical archaisms, infomercial copy, platitude-stuffed corporate-speak, pseudobot glitches, chaos-case, and length transforms (elongate / truncate).
Substrate prompts (shakespeare, pseudobot, platitude) are vendored from the Text-Transformation-Prompt-Library.
Skills
| Skill | What it does |
|---|
to-shakespeare | Renaissance / Shakespearean voice with "thee", "thou", "verily" flourishes. |
to-archaic | Generic archaic English — biblical / King James cadence. |
to-medieval | Feudal / chivalric / scribal — lords, fiefs, decrees. |
to-chaos-case | rEwRiTe TeXt In ChAoS CaSe (alternating or random). Pure code, no LLM. |
to-pseudobot | Make text feel like it was generated by a glitching auto-responder. |
to-platitude-stuffed | Lard with empty corporate platitudes and feel-good filler. |
to-over-salesy | Convert into shameless infomercial copy with manufactured urgency. |
elongate | Pad to N× length without adding new information. |
truncate | Aggressively compress while preserving meaning. |
Installation
# Always available (user scope)
claude plugins install novelty-text-editor@danielrosehill
# Or per-project (run from inside the project's repo)
claude plugins install novelty-text-editor@danielrosehill --scope project
Usage
Invoke any skill by name and pass the source text inline, from clipboard, or via a file path. Most skills accept an intensity (or equivalent) argument: light / medium / heavy.
Use to-shakespeare on this paragraph: "..."
Apply to-medieval (heavy) to clipboard
Run truncate --target 100 on /path/to/draft.md
Honesty note
These transforms are for comedy, drafting variants, and creative writing. Don't use to-pseudobot or to-over-salesy to deceive anyone in a way that causes harm.
License
MIT — Daniel Rosehill.
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