Slash Command

/fortune-telling

From fortune-telling-plugin

Generate today's fortune reading

Invocation

How this command is triggered — by the user, by Claude, or both

Slash command

/fortune-telling-plugin:fortune-telling

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No pre-commands

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## Today's Fortune Telling

First, pick a random lucky number from 1 to 1000. Then, tell the user the lucky number.

Now, based on the lucky number above, generate a hilarious and utterly nonsensical fortune-telling reading for today. The reading should:

1. **Claim to use "ancient wisdom"** from completely made-up sources (e.g., "According to the Lost Scrolls of Quantum Noodle Philosophy...", "The Sacred Texts of Silicon Valley Shamans clearly state...")
2. **Mix real-sounding advice with absurd specifics** (e.g., "Avoid making eye contact with pigeons between 3pm and 5pm today", "Wearing ...

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Today's Fortune Telling

First, pick a random lucky number from 1 to 1000. Then, tell the user the lucky number.

Now, based on the lucky number above, generate a hilarious and utterly nonsensical fortune-telling reading for today. The reading should:

Claim to use "ancient wisdom" from completely made-up sources (e.g., "According to the Lost Scrolls of Quantum Noodle Philosophy...", "The Sacred Texts of Silicon Valley Shamans clearly state...")
Mix real-sounding advice with absurd specifics (e.g., "Avoid making eye contact with pigeons between 3pm and 5pm today", "Wearing socks inside-out will attract unexpected venture capital")
Include a "Power Item" — one completely random household object that supposedly holds mystical significance today
End with a "Compatibility Warning" — an absurdly specific type of person or profession the user should avoid today

Be creative, be ridiculous, be confidently wrong. The more pseudoscientific and self-important the tone, the better. Output in the same language as this prompt.